art-mysecondname:

Balthus - Le Chat de la Méditerranée, 1949

hingdoong:

181230

r3nton:

“a heterosexual movie by gregg araki”

chodeboy:

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

gallusrostromegalus:

vampireapologist:

I think a lot about an episode of Finding Bigfoot where they played whale noises because they said a curious Bigfoot might come check it out and they were just out in god knows where The Woods Blvd. And they were like “these whale noises can be heard for a couple'a miles”

And I was just losing my mind thinking about the many times I’ve camped alone in the woods and how if I were just sitting around the campfire and through the usual din of coyotes and crickets I heard the slow and steady and distinct rise of whale calls

I’d go absolutely apeshit NOTHING would be scarier

New Cryptid: Forest Whales.  

Not enough fish in the sea anymore, whales and dolphins re-evolved legs and got back on land and now frolick through the woods of the PNW terrorzing campers and occasionally giving rides to Bigfoots.

dearpercocet:

striderepiphany:

bisexuael:

i’m begging y’all… PLEASE don’t keep saying shit like hecking in 2019…. just say the fuck word

Hey listen my mom says hecking what do you want her to do?? Say fuck? Huh? You want my mom to say fuck? ?

everchanging-flower:

punkbonnibel:

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.